Cooked Aussies Card Game
Cooked Aussies Card Game
Cooked Aussies Card Game

Cooked Aussies Card Game

$64.95
$49.95
Tax included.

Sold out 5 times already! NOW BACK IN STOCK!  

Australia's best party game, 300 Cards of pure drinking fun Unique rules design to get you blind Get your mates together and share some bevs. Vouched for by 1000’s of happy drinkers (checkout the reviews!). Made by Aussies, Played by Aussies.

Cooked Aussies Expansions - The Whole Shebang
Cooked Aussies Expansions - The Whole Shebang
Cooked Aussies Expansions - The Whole Shebang

Cooked Aussies Expansions - The Whole Shebang

$110.00
$75.00
Tax included.

Over $110 value for only $75!

Introducing the The Whole Shebang. Get the full cooked expansion experience with the limited edition stubby coolers! 

Includes the following items:

1 x PartySeeker Expansion (RRP: $24.95)

1 x Smarter Milk Expansion (RRP: $24.95)

1 x Shit Post Expansion (RRP: $29.95)

2 x Limited Edition Cooked Aussies Stubby Coolers ($15.95x2)

Get in quick before they're gone! 

*You will get one of each colour stubby, depending on stock availability. 

Cooked Aussies: PartySeeker Pack
Cooked Aussies: PartySeeker Pack
Cooked Aussies: PartySeeker Pack
Cooked Aussies: PartySeeker Pack
Cooked Aussies: PartySeeker Pack

Cooked Aussies: PartySeeker Pack

$29.95
$24.95
Tax included.

The Real Subsidy from the A.P.O (Australian Party Office). 

Party assistance if you're between the ages of 18 and Age Pension and looking for fun. 

This game is also for when you're sick or injured and can't do your usual partying for a short period of time. 

  • 100 new cards.
  • 100 new reasons to party!
Cooked Aussies Post Expansion Limited Edition In Stock Now!
Cooked Aussies Post Expansion Limited Edition In Stock Now!
Cooked Aussies Post Expansion Limited Edition In Stock Now!

Cooked Aussies Post Expansion Limited Edition In Stock Now!

$29.95
$24.95
Tax included.
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Shit Post is Australia's favorite delivery courier. Bringing the party straight to your doorstep every Friday night without fail.

The pack includes:

  • 100 new cards, fresher than Scomo's fade.
  • Limited edition box

Go clockwise in a circle and read the cards exactly aloud. It'll tell you who, when and how much to drink. Easy As. 

Cooked Aussies: Smarter Milk Expansion
Cooked Aussies: Smarter Milk Expansion
Cooked Aussies: Smarter Milk Expansion

Cooked Aussies: Smarter Milk Expansion

$24.95
$16.95
Tax included.

G'day legends, the milkman's got a new delivery for ya!

Introducing the Smarter Milk Expansion, for those who want milk to taste like real milk. 

This new expansion brings in 100 NEW cards to the sold out original game. 

There is a new type of card in town...the DEMOCRACY card.

The person who draws the card out reads it out loud and on the count of 3, all players must pick a side. Players on the losing side have to drink! 

Cooked Aussies: Stubby Coolers
Cooked Aussies: Stubby Coolers
Cooked Aussies: Stubby Coolers

Cooked Aussies: Stubby Coolers

$15.95
$9.95
Tax included.

Introducing the The Exclusive Cooked Aussies Stubby Coolers

Get in quick before they're gone! 

MEET COOKED AUSSIES

MADE FOR AUSSIES BY AUSSIES.

C.A IS THE WILDEST DRINKING CARD GAME IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. ENDORSED BY SCOMO / KEVIN07 / COWARD HOWARD.

EACH BOX CONTAINS OVER 300 CARDS WITH UNIQUE GAME RULES DESIGNED TO GET YOU BLIND. 

IT'D BE UNAUSTRALIAN NOT TO. 

HOW TO PARTY!

Alright you dirty dingoes here are the rules

Types of Cards:
Drink – You've gotta be a drongo if you don’t know how. 
Vote - Flog the rascal to most likely match the card.
Categories – Go 'round like a rissole and name stuff, if you repeat what old mate just said you drink and the dipshit who can’t come up with one loses. 
Rule – Play each rule as it says, the rule ends when somebody drinks but we'll leave it up to you how long you want each rule to last, she’ll be right.


Anyway we'd better not keep you champs, have a good one ay.
Get coooooooooookt!